I found a little package thing in the Doritos bag. Not a bomb. Some folded-up paper wrapped in a plastic bag. It made me wonder, is it sinful, well not exactly sinful, but Godlesslike, if we won something we didn’t send money for? Oh, wait, we paid for the bag of Doritos. But then again, what we win doesn’t come from another man’s paycheck. Unless you count the other people who paid for Doritos. Well now I’m just fishing in the air! Haha. I always (not always, just kind of always) wanted to use that phrase.

^.^ If you’re wondering what I’m yapping on about, my Christian character book says the lottery is bad because we’re putting up our own money in the hopes of winning other people’s hard-earned money. And God would rather we become rich through our own hard work. But then again, if we were to become rich we’d be expected to give a large portion of that to the church. Heehee.

So anyway, I guess I’ll open the little package now and find out what “Sorry” message it has.

Wow. It says, “YOU WIN! … FREE 2¼ bag of Ruffles 3D’s.” Haha. Another possible prize is $25 million in prizes. O.o Who in their right mind would want that? What normal person even has enough space for that? That’s like … 25,000 mediocre computers. Or 1,000 small-sized cars. How much does a boat cost? A house in L.A. costs … well, the neighbor down the street asked for a quarter of a million for a small house. So that’s … 100 houses in L.A. ò.o No one would want that.

Well, whatever they give in prizes, the winner has to pay taxes for it, right? Who would have a portion of $25 mil? Especially since they didn’t win it in monetary value, they won it in dead things value. I feel sorry for whoever claims that prize … unless they’re filthy rich.